Kirsten and a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

So, what is it about bad days?
Every now and then they sneak up on you, and pounce, latching onto your back like a wild tomcat in heat with six pairs of legs.
Seriously.
I just paid $60 for a wireless adapter, that oh yeah, decides not to work.
Not that it matters, because every time the phone rings the DSL shuts down. What?
FINE! I'll go MOW THE LAWN. That will make me feel better.
An hour and a half of weeding and only the FRONT part of the lawn done, I've managed to kill a snake and a rat (fantastic) without even meaning to.
Oh yeah, and I lost an earring. Not a big deal. I'll go look for the GREEN ACRYLIC earring in the FRESHLY MOWED GREEN GRASS.
So I didn't find it.
Hot and sweaty and ravenously hungry...I'd really like to jump in the pool, but it's covered in a think filmy layer of fire ants.
Oh yeah! Didn't you know that ANTS DON'T DROWN? (at least, not very easily.)
So I eat lunch that doesn't put a DENT in my hunger. I feel like I'm eating ALL THE TIME.
CRAP! It's 1:43pm, and I need to deposit this check BEFORE 2:00pm to avoid my account from being overdrawn.
*takes shower, rushes out door.*
*waits in line FOREVER at bank... even though there wasn't ANYONE in front of me*
*goes to rita's to hopefully get a pick me up.*
Wait, where's my $10 bill? I could of sworn it was in my wallet!
ARRGH.
Doesn't matter, they didn't have the flavor I wanted today anyway.
Get home.
Get online to check my email, to see if I'm going to be paid for some art.
The Phone rings.
*sigh.*